i like aliens a lot and i'm really good at minesweeper, but it's a useless talent because nobody cares about minesweeper.
“did it hurt when you fell from heaven” is the most insulting counterproductive pickup line of all time because you know who the only other person to ever fall from heaven was
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(via hoesinmybed)
